My urban fantasy novel “Summer of the Gods” is now available for free as an Amazon Kindle ebook until Sunday, January 15. Enjoy!
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"Keine Angst, dass Deine Tochter lesbisch wird, wenn sie Fußball spielt?"
- "Keine Angst, dass Dein Sohn dumm wird, wenn er Dich reden hört?"
How to Trump:
1. Take a shit on someone's car.
2. Tell everyone that shitting on cars is God's will and the only way to save America from mass immigration.
3. Blame the democrats. Claim it's Obama's shit.
4. Clean up your shit. Take credit for being the one to clean it.